tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58410907683724412762024-03-13T08:45:56.316-07:00Brooklyn Baby DaddyThis blog chronicles the life of me, David Serchuk, and my wife, Randi, right before, during and after the birth of our child, Stella Rae. We live in Louisville, Kentucky. Despite the name of the blog.David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.comBlogger229125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-6206746631326436742014-06-28T20:23:00.000-07:002014-06-28T20:23:20.925-07:00"Brooklyn Baby Daddy" is becoming a book, will you help fund it?Hi Everyone,<br />
I've come and gone with this blog, I know this, but it's served an important purpose. I've taken what is on this blog, added my own journal entries, and written a book based on the stories here. It's being edited by a pro, which is where you come in.<br />
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If you've enjoyed my blog please consider donating to my Kickstarter campaign. It's called "Editing Brooklyn Baby Daddy: A Love Story."<br />
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Here is a link to my Kickstarter page: <a class="twitter-timeline-link" data-expanded-url="http://kck.st/1jWL64X" dir="ltr" href="http://t.co/vvzryYkfcY" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" title="http://kck.st/1jWL64X"><span class="js-display-url">kck.st/1jWL64X</span></a><br />
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<span class="js-display-url">Here is a short description of how I see this book going:</span><br />
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<span class="js-display-url"> </span>"Baby Daddy" is a true love story about parenting, heartbreak, marriage and Brooklyn. Wanna help me get it edited?
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This book is the story of my life, literally, from 2008, when my
daughter was born, until 2010, when my family moved from Brooklyn, NY to
Louisville, Ky. I think I tell the story honestly, as this is a memoir.
The shattering joy of seeing my first child come into this world. The
love I felt for my wife when I saw the amazing thing she had done. The
reality of what it's like to just scrape by in New York City on the
salaries of a journalist and school teacher. The dark days when my
daughter didn't sleep for almost a year and a half. The vibrancy of
raising a child in New York, the most amazing city in the world. The
community of other young parents around us, as we raised our children
together in Brooklyn. The incredible difficulty and sadness of seeing my
beloved wife descend into a state of desperate postpartum depression
brought on by living in that same amazing city; and it only got worse
from there. The Great Recession lurking over all, as I wrote about it at
<a href="http://forbes.com/" target="_blank">Forbes.com</a>. The terror
of feeling like New York was trying to kill us. The fights we had about
whether or not we should move. This is it, folks, parenting. This is the
real deal, the real story, from a journalist with an eye for detail.
It's magnificence, it's desperation, humor, and how it completely
transforms your life with its amazing love. Whether you want it to or
not. It's all in my book. Now all we need is for it to be edited. Which
is why I hired an editor. And this campaign is to pay for that
editor.(BTW, my editor says it's going really well, and I am a wonderful
storyteller. So you're backing a winner here! Without question!) Thank
you.<br />
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David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-22280732717506478902013-09-07T15:02:00.002-07:002013-09-07T15:02:53.249-07:00I'm the New "Daddy Blogger" for CafeMom's The Stir!And I couldn't be happier as I'm both a daddy and a blogger.<br />
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Please take a moment to read my first piece on why decided to pass on getting our son <a href="http://thestir.cafemom.com/pregnancy/160251/facing_down_syndrome_is_it" target="_blank">genetically tested in the womb</a>.<br />
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Then, after you've recovered from that awesomeness, take a moment and read why we have decided to <a href="http://thestir.cafemom.com/baby/160307/when_i_circumsize_my_son" target="_blank">circumcise our son</a>!<br />
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This is a great new beginning for me, and I hope to do them proud!David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-20518429112192484362013-09-07T14:55:00.000-07:002013-09-07T14:55:14.102-07:00Mean Spirited Internet Commentators Unite!So, my WhatToExpect.com entry <a href="http://www.whattoexpect.com/wom/baby/why-im-happy-my-wife-is-eating-her-placenta.aspx" target="_blank">about my wife eating her placenta</a> (in capsule form) has stirred up a predictable hornets nest. If you go back a little ways with me, us, or this blog give those comments a look.<br />
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And if you like us, feel free to write down your own thoughts on this new tempest in a teapot.<br />
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That's all for now!David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-34869216420857973172013-08-29T17:12:00.003-07:002013-08-29T17:12:21.761-07:00Why I'm Excited My Wife Is Eating Her PlacentaHi Everyone,<br />
I wrote a blog post for Whattoexpect.com, titled "Why I'm Excited My Wife Is Eating Her Placenta." I hope you take a moment to <a href="http://www.whattoexpect.com/wom/baby/why-im-happy-my-wife-is-eating-her-placenta.aspx" target="_blank">give it a read</a>!David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-89816598564883762422013-08-16T19:41:00.002-07:002013-08-16T19:41:33.142-07:00What I Don't Miss About New York CityContinuing on my series of ruminations, I am going to follow my piece on what I miss about NYC with this post about where I think the city's gone very wrong.<br />
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I don't need 10 points for this.<br />
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1. NYC Has Become WAY Too Expensive: This plays out in a million ways. The $20 hamburger. The $10 Cronut, whatever that is. The $80,000 parking space.<br />
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As the city became safer in the mid to late 1990s all the moneyed fradycats finally felt it was okay to move in. The energy of the city, since then, has changed enormously, and in so many ways, for the worse.<br />
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Whereas before it was a haven for artists and creative types, those folks have been pushed and driven from where they used to reside. I can't think of another city that has seen so many of its legendary marquees closed in such a short period of time: CBGB, Mars Bar, various iterations of the Knitting Factory, Tonic. The creative, wild heart of the city has been shuttered because the rent was too damn high.<br />
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The Village has become a place poisoned by enormous buildings that don't fit with the neighborhood, and act as a sort of cultural pesticide wherever they are dropped.<br />
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In short I've seen an unhealthy number of things that were quaint, charming, quirky, idiosyncratic, and authentically cool replaced with the designer boutique version of itself. The difference is history, and culture. NYC has done am amazing job catering to the obscenely rich as it continues to ignore the very poor. The only cost has been, in many cases, it's soul.<br />
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I know, I'm living in the past, all that. Sure, I guess I am. But The City was always a welcoming haven for the strange, the misfit, the useful creative outcast. Now I feel that is no longer the case. Simply because no one can really afford to struggle there anymore. It's get rich or go home.<br />
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Do I love New York? Of course I do. I miss it every day. But I don't love the way decades of its cultural ecosystem have been clear-cut to cater to the pampered, hipster crowd. The crowd that consumes far more than it creates.<br />
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The rise of foodie culture epitomizes so much of this for me. Whereas before the hallmarks of the city where that it was a place to go out, maybe see some kind of unique, amazing show, or, better still, be in one, now so much magazine ink is spilled over the world of extremely expensive locovore culture. Food is essential to life, I fully understand, and appreciate this. But what a thoroughly safe way to spend your cultural calories. And it's all done for you. All you have to do is eat.<br />
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Is there a place for great foodie culture? Of course there is. In fact it's essential to any city that hopes to be world class. But I feel it's grown exponentially while cheaper, more vital forms of expression and culture have been slowly drained from the city.<br />
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I don't have an answer to all this. But I long for the city I knew, where half the kick was finding a good, cheap place to do whatever: get a meal, yes, see a show, get a drink. I just am not as thrilled by the high-end retail experience as so many now seem to be. David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-84892272762415693052013-08-10T20:32:00.000-07:002013-08-12T18:52:37.339-07:00Top 10 Things I Miss About NYC<div class="MsoNormal">
Continuing from last night’s, here is the partner post of
things I miss about NYC, the Big Apple, The City. (If you grew up near NYC at
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<!--[if !supportLists]-->1.<span style="font-size: 7pt;"> </span><!--[endif]-->My friends and family. (Since I first wrote this post my dear Aunt Marilyn has passed away. So obviously this resonates with me more than it did before. I didn't rewrite the whole entry, because I don't think that would be a fair way to commemorate her. But know she is on my mind now.) Okay, an obvious one, but
still very real to me. You can move the boy from NYC, but you can’t move the
boy’s family and friends. I miss my mother very much, siblings, cousins and my
father. I miss being in a place where they, and I, all grew up. NYC is very
much home to me, it’s been a part of my life since before I can remember. I
miss seeing my nieces very much, and I think they might miss me too. My friends
are a given. I was so lucky as to have such great friends in New York.
Brilliant, urbane, witty, smarter than I was, a lot of the time at least, but
also sympathetic. Peers, my people. We still talk, and I still keep up with
their lives, and they mine, but a good friend is worth more than gems and
dollars. I miss them very much. <o:p></o:p></div>
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This is the wide circle of friends, and friendly acquaintances I’d built up
over a decade. People I could hang with, talk shop, we’d let one another know
about professional opportunities, some were friends of friends. It was a whole
ecosystem of sources, mentors, contacts, people who knew people, people who
knew people who knew people. This was kind of a biggie for me. It felt like
uprooting an old oak tree, meaning me, and putting him in all new soil, then
ordering him to grow. So I did my best to grow. <o:p></o:p></div>
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</span><!--[endif]-->Chinese Food. Of course Louisville has Chinese
food, but it kind of sucks. I love Louisville’s almost insultingly old school
Oriental House, mostly because it looks like a set from “The Rockford Files,”
and there’s one other good place around here, but I miss my Chinese food.
Expensive, cheap, in those weird places that also sold Mexican food, I ate at
them all, and at least liked most of them. I really miss Chinatown, and,
forgive me rabbi, crab pork soup dumplings. Yes. Chinese Food.<o:p></o:p></div>
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</span><!--[endif]-->Improv Comedy. There is a team here, and they
are wonderful, funny and friendly people. But NYC is so ripe with great, cheap
improv it’s astonishing. And that was a big part of my world for about three
years, so I still feel at home in that world, even if you can’t quite ever go home
again. If you get what I’m saying. Suffice to say I had many of my biggest
laughs of all time watching great NYC improv. And I miss it. <o:p></o:p></div>
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</span><!--[endif]-->Jewish Food. Okay, the deli food here sucks too.
I miss the real delis. The first thing Randi, Stella and I did when we visited
last winter was hit the Second Avenue Deli. The half sour pickles alone pretty
much made me cry, and it only got better from there. The corned beef was to die
for, and if I had died right then it would have been with a smile on my face.
Then there’s the appetizing, the lox, the sable, the white fish, the matzo ball
soup, the everything, that is not too hard to find in my old hometown, but
impossible to find here. Deli=Jewish BBQ. (I don’t miss the pizza as much for
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</span><!--[endif]-->The Downtown Art Scene. This means art, of
course, but also music, culture, that whole Lower East Side, Greenwich Village,
cool Brooklyn thing. Seeing John Zorn, and some other weirdos at the Knitting
Factory for $7. Catching Sonny Sharock at the same place for not much more.
Being in the center of the entire world of cool, and knowing it, and reveling
in it. Nothing can touch that vibration. <o:p></o:p></div>
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</span><!--[endif]-->The beach. When we lived in Brooklyn we went to
the beach as much as was feasible. Coney Island, Manhattan Beach, Jones Beach.
I loved the beach, it was part of summer for me. We got to go to Kiawah Island,
which has a great beach this summer, but we had to go East to do it. <o:p></o:p></div>
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</span><!--[endif]-->The Publishing Industry. No way to get around
it, when you’re a journalist it’s not a bad idea to be near the center of the
publishing world. It’s changed a lot, and taken a lot of hits over the past
five years, but this is the still the happening place to be if you want to be
on staff at a publication of some sort. <o:p></o:p></div>
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</span><!--[endif]-->Those Magical Nights When the City Becomes Your
Lover, Confidant, and Best Friend. I don’t know how to explain it. NYC is a
total bitch most of the time, but sometimes, once in a while, there are those
times when it just surrenders to you. All the lights turn and stay green as you
cruise uptown in your cab. You see Spike Lee and his posse at an East Village
record shop. (Happened to me in high school.) You walk down St. Marks Street
and pass 80 Saint Marks, that little movie theater, that has since become a
live performance space, and they just let you in because the show’s halfway
over anyway. When you learn that your favorite hotdog place is also connected
to a speakeasy. Those times when the locus of energy is working for you, not
against you, and you get it, why you chose to spend your life force and time
here. Until it’s happened to you I can’t explain it any more. But once it
happens to you, you will understand. It’s a New York thing. <o:p></o:p></div>
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</span><!--[endif]-->Park Slope, Brooklyn. In my mind’s eye I cannot
imagine a more perfect combination of both urbanity and a friendly
neighborhood. Of all the places I’ve ever lived Park Slope was my favorite.
Walk out the door, and go one block up and you’re in the city, with its shops,
boutiques, bars, and street life. Walk two blocks the other way, and you’re
along the canal. Hit the subway and boom, Manhattan is 15 minutes away over the
bridge. If it didn’t cost so fucking much it would be damn near perfect!<o:p></o:p></div>
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So that’s my list. I’m sure I’ll think of more as the days
pass, but this is a pretty good list. Maybe in some ways it’s a love letter to
the city that I knew, rather than the city that is. That’s okay. It will do for
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Next up: Top 10 Things I Think Louisville Needs to Work On
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11. Bodegas. I loved having a convenient little store,
usually with a friendly cat inside, about every two blocks or so. We don’t have
that here, and I miss them a bunch. When I went back last time among the first
things I did was walk into a bodega, and order something. It’s a common hang
out place, a place for late night munchies, a place with dozens of different
kinds of beers, sometimes some pretty decent sandwiches, toilet paper, all in
the size of a very big walk in closet. Bodegas rule!<o:p></o:p></div>
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12. The Skyline. Okay, here I’m gonna sound pretty NYC
chauvinistic, but whatever. All other cities have buildings, including tall
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David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-62487233781376104632013-08-08T20:12:00.001-07:002013-08-08T20:16:52.518-07:00Top 10 Things I Love About Louisville/Top 10 Things I Miss About NYCHard for me to believe, but we've been here now over three years. I came into this town making some waves, talking about how NYC and Louisville stack up. You can read it <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-serchuk/new-york-vs-louisville_b_699405.html" target="_blank">here</a>, if you like.<br />
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I no longer feel so polarized about it all. But I do feel it could be fun to remember the good about what we left, and commemorate the good about what we've found. So here goes!<br />
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Top 10 Things I Love About Louisville:<br />
1. There's a great community of families here. As a member of the Jewish community in Louisville my daughter attended the local Jewish pre-school, and we've really gotten to know many of the parents well, both Jewish and non. (Only 25% of the kids in the school are Jewish.) People have been incredibly kind, and because this is such a small town I see the same friendly faces almost every day it feels like. This is a really good thing.<br />
2. Affordability. I just read that a parking spot in our old Park Slope, Brooklyn neighborhood sold for $80,000. You could buy, for real, two houses here for that dough. Maybe not in the best area, but ... On a more realistic note housing prices here are about where they were in NJ, I'm not joking, 20 years ago. Think about that. Our expensive apartment cost $920 a month.<br />
3. No real traffic. I drive downtown, and get a spot literally anytime, and almost anywhere I want. If I need a garage it costs $5, maybe a little more. Not per hour, per day.<br />
4. Good BBQ. NYC has the best food in the world, with the exception of BBQ. Okay, there are some high-end bullshit, hedge fund douchebag places, but those aren't really the same thing. If your BBQ costs $20 or more per diner, I call bullshit. Here one of the first things I noticed is that there were all these places with massive meat smokers in the parking lot. A whole smoked chicken costs like $11.<br />
5. It's a small town, after all. I was in the newspaper recently, like everybody saw it. My friend was in the paper. Everyone saw it. My other friend writes for the paper, and later I heard him on the NPR station. I got some assignments writing for our local city magazine because, no lie, my wife's friend's friend used to write for it. She talked to me, and I then talked to the editor, and boom, got an assignment. That connected friend? Her husband is Stella's doctor.<br />
6. Kids are kids longer here. They're just not as jaded and worldly as NYC kids. Which is good.<br />
7. We bought a house. This is so beyond the realm of anything fathomable in NYC that it goes beyond saying. And it's a nice house. For 1/6 of what a two bedroom NYC apartment would have cost.<br />
8. I have friends here I can relate to. Okay, I was terrified of moving here because I thought the heartland would mean I'd have a really hard time fining people to relate to, as an East coast ethnic person. But this simply isn't true. I know college professors, IT geniuses, other writers, poets, musicians, lawyers, as many smart people as I could ever want. I just had to know where to look, and it wan't all that hard.<br />
9. Stella is happy here. We got to put her in that great preschool, which we never could have afforded in NYC. Never ever. She has friends who live close by, and family who live not too much farther away. She has her mom and dad here. She's happy.<br />
10. Good culture and arts scene, and it's accessible. Okay, no place will ever have all the arts and culture NYC has. Given. But Louisville packs a pretty strong punch in that realm if you know where to look. There are great local bands, festivals, a cool craft brew culture, Actor's Theater of Louisville, the Humana Festival, galleries, times when they close down the streets to traffic, a great selection of national acts that come by, and tickets are cheap compared to NYC. There's enough for me to do where if I weren't a dad I could be out most nights. But I am a dad, so I guess it's a moot point. But I'm surprised, in a good way.<br />
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I'll do the other top 10 tomorrow night.David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-6210558917779452822013-08-02T17:29:00.001-07:002013-08-02T17:29:28.150-07:00Last Day of Camp TodayWhat a great, heartbreaking day, but in a good way. Today I taught music for what is probably the last time at the JCC camps, at least this summer. I will work there next week, but for the most part the summer camp part of summer is over. Now the children get ready for school.<br />
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I never thought I would fall in love with the kids as much as I did. Does that sounds weird? I hope not. It's been a great experience. They are all from four to eight years old, and even when they gave me trouble they were still great. All you have to do is get them singing, and you're set.<br />
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My middle group (I had three today) was the best. They were all girls, probably about eight years old. And they all loved to sing. They even sang along to my special, acoustic-dude version of "Call Me, Maybe." They also loved singing "Shabbat Shalom (Hey!)", "Yellow Submarine", and a whole host of other songs. We even had a sing-off during "Country Roads" where I had one group of kids sing against another to see who could be louder. The answer? They all were very, very loud. I think some dogs heard their young girl vocals a few miles away.<br />
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That became one of my go-tos this summer: the sing-off. I would pick a song, such as "Country Roads" and see if the boys could sing louder than the girls, or vice versa. Or if there were two groups to see if one could sing louder than the other. Or if the kids could sing louder than the counselors. They always loved this last one, as they always won.<br />
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During "Yellow Submarine" one of my favorite kids, Victoria, got up, and did swimming motions. I also fielded a request for "David Melach Israel" which was so fun. The request was from one of my kids who was almost certainly not Jewish, in fact most of the kids at the JCC camp aren't Jewish, but they'd all learned how to do those old timey Hebrew schoolie hand gestures that went along with the song. And it just delighted me to no end to see this wonderful East Indian child doing the Jewish Hand-Jive Hoe-Down as fast as humanly possible. And singing the words too! I was worried if the girls would all know how to do the hand gestures, but I shouldn't have. They are girls. Somehow they ALL know how to do this, even if they've only seen it once.<br />
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The session ended after 45 minutes. We all gathered around the music stand, and I sang "I'd Like to Visit the Moon" from Sesame Street. And about 5-7 kids were all singing it along with me. It was a great feeling.<br />
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I think I did pretty well this summer at this job. I came into it terrified, but left it feeling wonderful. There were so many unexpected surprises.<br />
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There was one boy, about eight, who was so much trouble. If I let him he would just cut up the whole time, dancing around pretending he had to pee, that kind of thing. Actually, pretty funny, up to a point. But they never stop on their own, you know. And his friend, a big strawberry blond kid was if possible worse. He would make every song about death and destruction, and all that.<br />
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I got fed up, and split them up. Then Trouble Kid #1 pushed me too far, and I exiled him to an empty picnic bench. Some punishment, right? He didn't want to participate anyway. But something odd happened. All the other kids, including Trouble #2, became angels, singing along with all the songs, and having a great time. Then after the session Trouble #1 came up to me, apologized, and gave me a big hug. He's just a little boy, you know?<br />
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And that's the thing I never forgot, they're ALL just little boys and girls. No matter what happened, even if they were crazy, I couldn't get really mad at them. They were there to play and have fun, and I did my best to help them have the most fun as possible. They're just kids, sweet, fun, crazy, sometimes loud, sometimes a bit obnoxious, but also kind, gentle, uninhibited, and totally great. They would greet me when they saw me outside of music, want to play my guitar.<br />
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I gave Trouble #1 a guitar pick today, and he was so grateful. I will miss him. Because he wasn't really trouble at all. You know?<br />
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David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-8484661670961632412013-07-31T19:48:00.001-07:002013-07-31T20:05:41.237-07:00Summer's Almost Done Around HereHi All,<br />
What a cool, cool summer this has become. I responded to a job listed on Craigslist that was from the local JCC camps. They wanted a music specialist, who could play guitar, for their summer camp. The very same camp my daughter attends. I responded, and got the job.<br />
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It's been so great going to work with a guitar on my back every morning. At first I was scared about what to play for the kids. After all, I only had about 10 or 11 songs in my back pocket, and one of them was "I've Been Working On the Railroad." I just didn't know if that would connect with kids at all. I'd played for Stella's school a couple of times, but only for 20 minutes a shot, and then I got to leave. This would be three 45 minute sessions a day, and I didn't want to play all the same songs every day.<br />
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But I found ways to stretch the material out. I found so many songs that feature easy, fun choruses. I also learned that it's crucial that the songs have things for the kids to do as well, so they're not just sitting there. Songs I loved, like "Rock Island Line" ended up being duds because there was just nothing for the kids to do. Songs I was blase about, such as "She'll Be Coming Around the Mountain" ended up being pretty good because there were hand movements for the kids. And songs I never thought I would play, such as "Heads Shoulders Knees and Toes" became huge hits, because it gave kids something to do, could be played fast or slow, and could take as much time as necessary.<br />
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The kids are great. As a dad I've come to appreciate other people's kids so much more. And some of these kids are the same ones who have been in Stella's classes for the past several years. I'm really getting to see them grow up. I've just come to care about and love so many of them. I will really miss them when camp's over in two days.<br />
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As the same time I am outside every morning, in the sun. True I am also right by the highway, which I don't love, but overall I can't complain. My fellow specialists, in sports, science, and art, are wonderful to talk to, and I've enjoyed getting to know the other counselors. Most of whom are in their late teens to early 20s, which is a bit strange.<br />
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In the afternoons I've come home focused, ready to write, and make the most of my time here on Earth. Which maybe sounds dramatic, but something about this job, it's helped me regain the eye of the tiger when it comes to writing. Which is great.<br />
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The only sad part is that school starts so early here, August 20, and camp is done this Friday. I've been here before, it's always surprisingly sad when camp ends, I know that. But I'll still miss this summer. It's been the best one I've had in years.<br />
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The last time I worked in a camp I was 19 years old, and was a counselor at a NJYMHA sleepaway camp. I knew so little about kids, and did maybe half a good job. But I'll never forget as all the counselors and staff boarded the last buses and drove away. I was left at the camp, pretty much all alone, because I had a car. I cried for maybe 10 minutes straight, already missing everyone, and then had to go clean up my bunk, because the kids had all left and it was a mess. After that I loaded my heavy, black trunk into my Mitsubishi Mirage, and it tore the plastic fabric as I tried to stuff it into the back.<br />
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I looked around, and all was empty, like summer had almost never happened. But it had happened, I had the heartache to prove it. Then I closed the hatchback, somehow, put the car in gear, drove down the hill one last time, and went to our country house, where I met my mom for an early dinner. I never went back, but a part of me never left either. David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-68638474423646036212013-05-27T18:48:00.003-07:002013-05-27T18:48:51.949-07:00The Brooklyn Baby Daddy ... Book?<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">I've never sought to make a dime from the readers of this blog. You know, polluting your experience with banner ads so I could reap a few shekels from this enterprise. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">But there is something I've done that might be of interest to you readers. I've written, over the past two years, a book. Some of it is based on the work in this blog, some of it was new as I wrote the book, some of it was from journals I kept during the time I wrote this blog. It's good stuff, and tells the whole story of our lives from right before Stella's birth to two years later. A fascinating, tumultuous, trans-formative time in all our lives. And a funny one, too. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Would you have interest in reading such a book? If so, let me know. You can even let me know by emailing me at daveserchuk@hotmail.com. Or you can let me know on this blog. I very much hope that assuming I get it published, which is the goal, of course, that if you've enjoyed this blog that you would support my book. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">It's not a thing where you don't need to buy the cow because the milk was free. You've only gotten some of this milk free, much of it you've never gotten the chance to drink, I mean, read. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">But you can. If you buy my book when it's time!</span>David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-84098155644789867232013-05-27T18:24:00.001-07:002013-05-27T18:25:49.692-07:00Stella's Preschool Graduation<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">We arrived in Louisville in mid-2010 with so many things to consider, including Stella's daycare and/or preschool. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Cut to almost three years later, and I am in one of AJ's auditoriums watching Stella Rae graduate from preschool. Our little two year old is now five years old, and so confident, tall for her age, and she had loved virtually every day of her schooling at AJ. We now live down the block from AJ, not across town, and are members of AJ's synagogue. There was also always room for us. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Around us were families we had met and befriended through AJ, and Stella's own classmates, many of whom were also her friends, and whom we had also seen grow, over the years. Next year they will scatter to the winds as they attend their various kindergartens, all around town. But for now they remained together, a class. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">As the graduation ceremony began singer/guitarist <a href="http://kentuckyhomefront.org/john-gage.html">Mr. John Gage</a>, one of Louisville's many accessible legends, performed a few songs, on his ancient, beaten up Martin guitar. "Get on board, little children, get on board," he sang, as all the children listened. To my left I saw teachers in their 60s mist up. When I grow up it would be nice to turn out a bit like John Gage, I think. </span></div>
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<pre><span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif; font-size: large;">Gonna make this garden grow
All it takes is a rake and a hoe
And a piece of fertile ground
Inch by inch, row by row
Please bless these seeds I sow
Please keep them safe below
'Till the rain comes tumbling down
Pullin' weeds and pickin' stones
We are made of dreams and bones
Need a place to call my own
'Cause the time is close at hand
Grain for grain, sun and rain
Find my way in nature's chain
Till my body and my brain
Tell the music of the land"</span></pre>
<pre><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">When Stella was young she used to sing, unknowingly, "All it takes is a rake and a hoe, and a piece of turtle ground." So that's what Randi and I sang today, looking at one another, and smiling. Now when we sing that she, so ordered, gets angry at us. But we sing it anyway. Or at least I do. </span></pre>
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David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-57859017782206850352013-02-20T19:49:00.003-08:002013-02-20T19:49:48.127-08:00Stella: Our Easy GirlI've neglected this blog, and some have wondered what happened to Stella. Specifically people who have high needs kids, as we did.
There is some good news. Parenting remains a full time job, but Stella has blossomed into a sweet, delightful, relatively easy child. We talk, we joke, she eats, and, most importantly, she SLEEPS. Every night she is tucked in at 8:00 p.m., and sleeps through the night, waking up at 6:30 a.m. or sometimes 7:00 a.m.
She is now almost five years old, time flies! This August she will even be a big sister. She is thrilled about this.
So, if your kid is a high needs kid, and you want to jump out a window because you think it will never end ... don't! Stella started to finally start sleeping at 16 months, about, and after two years was sleeping almost every night through. It could change for your child as well.
I stopped blogging regularly because as Stella got older I felt like my blog was becoming an invasion of her privacy. When she was a baby, it was like, whatever. I needed an outlet. But now that she walks, talks and has her own opinions I want to keep her story more private. I think this is the right move. She's a kid now, not a baby, and has her own life, her own likes and dislikes. Her own way of moving through the world. I started to feel like I was exploiting her, a bit, for material. So I decided to stop.
But she is the greatest thing ever. She is a very sweet, kind, sensitive, loving girl. I think she still has traces of sensory processing disorder, and sometimes is overwhelmed, even now, by loud sounds. And sometimes I think she isn't 100% engaged at school, but her teachers tell me she is just the most lovely child, and very sharp. She remembers pretty much everything, and delights in correcting us when we make mistakes in books we've read over and over again. She remembers most of them word for word, but still prefers for us to read them to her.
So, keep your chin up stressed-out parents. It can get better, and almost certainly will get better. I am here to tell the tale. Chins up!
And if you read this blog because you are looking "The Story of Fourteen Bears," yes, I still have it, but packed it away when we moved a few months ago. It's here somewhere, in a box I am sure, I just haven't unpacked it just yet. But I will get it one of these days. I should post a few panels for those who want to see it again. I know how you feel, I really do.
Be well, and stay strong.
--DaveDavid Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-49604491588404810422012-10-05T17:36:00.000-07:002012-10-05T17:40:24.538-07:00The End of Something SweetTwo nights ago we attended the annual open house and picnic at Stella's pre-school in Louisville. It's so hard to believe this is the third one of these we have been to, and the last, at least at pre-school. She was two when she started this school, and is now four years old. A big girl, one of the older kids in the school. Just two years ago we didn't know anyone in town, really, and she was afraid to talk to anyone, even her teachers. Now she proudly showed us where she plays, we talked to her teachers, and I feel like I was at last year's open house just a few months ago. Something about kids, they age you in dog years, in a good way.
After the open house we brought our picnic dinner across the street to the playground. It was a perfect late summer/early fall evening, cool, the weather held out, so no rain. But warm enough to not need a jacket. There were maybe 50-60 kids there, and their families. We set up our blankets next to a new family we have gotten to know, and near our older friends, the Kolers. Stella is classmates with the daughter of the new family, a sweet little girl named Rhia. (I am not sure about the spelling here.) Rhia's parents are lovely, warm people, as are so many of the people at Stella's school, from the principal to the teachers, to the other staff, to the other parents, to the children themselves. We feel so blessed that we have been able to give her this gift for the past two years, this time at this little oasis of sweetness and kindness.
Mr. John Gage, one of Louisville's treasures, a wonderful folk singer, set up his guitar, sat down in a chair, and began to play. The children danced, ran around, or played on the playground. The light began to fade, and I wished I could freeze time right there, for just about ever. Or, at least, take it for a moment, bottle it, this sweetness, and open it up on a cloudy cold day when Stella's 13, or leaving for college, or whenever we need it.
The children ran, sang, listened, the parents talked, and reclined. The food was eaten, the drinks were drunk, and you could really understand, for a moment, why Holden Caulfield wanted to be the catcher in the rye after all. Why do they have to grow up? Why can't it always be like this?
I ran up to Stella and she chased me, then, asked to be swung in the little kids swing, for old time's sake. I obliged, but it wasn't too long before she wanted to go back to our blanket to finisher her macaroni and cheese.
I took off my shoes, she did the same, but left her pink and white kitty-cat socks on. Soon she played on the jungle gym in just her socks, but we made her choose. It was either shoes, or barefoot, not just socks. She chose to play barefoot, in the early Autumn night, climbing, sliding, being just her wonderful self.
All too soon John Gage played "Puff The Magic Dragon," a song all about a child who grows up maybe just a bit too much. I looked at Randi. "This has to be one of the all-time bummer kids songs," I said. Randi looked back, so sincere: "I know, but I just love it."
The truth is, right then, right there, the song almost made me cry, despite myself, as I saw Stella start to slip, in a moment, away from being just a child. Into something better and bigger, but a door was ever so gently being closed, and by having her in my life, I got to experience it again, and remember my own far lost young childhood, and my own late, late summer nights, nights that still held the waning power of summer's magic, but were bordered by the beautiful melancholy of autumn. David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-86664783467177375762012-08-30T08:12:00.001-07:002012-08-30T08:20:34.439-07:00Home(I know I've been delinquent with this blog. We'll just have to let it go at that.)
So, we bought a house. Which is something in a long line of things I never thought I would say has got to be near the top of the list.
It's like this. Back when we lived in Brooklyn we once saw a two bedroom apartment, where the parking space was $80,000. I heard that and knew, right then, that we would never be able to buy in NYC, except for like a fix-me-up in, I don't know, Brownsville. (Good schools!)
But then we moved to Louisville, Ky., and it was like a weird time warp. A time warp to a place that seemed a bit familiar to me. Closter, NJ in the mid-80s. Prices were about the same here as they were in New Jersey, where I grew up, almost 25 years ago. I don't know how this is, I don't know how the idea of a middle class place to live, and my town was middle class, meant plunking down $100,000 cash for a deposit, but it happened, and apparently there are just crap loads of people who are way richer than I thought you needed to be to be considered middle class.
Louisville is like the idea of middle class that I had from when I was a kid. You can live on a nice block. Your kid can go to a decent school, or, let's dream, a good school. You can have a yard. Your house is not built out of matchsticks, or on an abandoned Indian cemetery.
The house is very nice, maybe a little bit bigger than what I thought we would get, I'm being honest, but it's essentially what I see as middle class. In a middle class neighborhood, basically, in a middle class city. Some of our neighbors, of course, are much wealthier than we are, which is fine. But we all get to walk under the same sky, on the same tree lined streets, go to the same parks. The mortgage will be a little bit of a stretch for now, but after I finally secure full time employment again it will be okay. That's the only touch and go thing about it, really, but we have money saved, and plan to live frugally. Maybe we can be even more frugal than we had been.
But I'm happy with this move, and love my new area. The block seems to have a lot of kids on it, and Stella has a new pink bedroom, and a playroom. (This playroom is also going to be our guestroom, assuming we can ever afford to furnish it. But for now it's Stella's playroom. And, believe me, she loves that. She looked out the window of her playroom many times yesterday, our first full day in the house, jumped up and down, screaming "I have a playroom!")
We've quarantined her toys in boxes, and told her we don't have TV here. (We do.) What did we find, she's playing just as happily with the few toys we do have out that she had mostly ignored before, like the $80 kitchen set we bought almost two years ago that she never gave a crap about before. Well, guess what? She's really into it now, now that there are no other toys out.
We sit on little blue plastic stools, and she makes tea for us. This means taking empty plastic tea cups, and putting them in the oven of the plastic kitchen set. And then when they're done, in five seconds, we clink mugs, and drink our tea. Here is a typical conversation.
Stella: "Daddy, this tea is PINKALICIOUS!"
Me: "I think it's owl-flavored."
Stella: "No! It's not!"
Me: "This definitely tastes like owl-cream. Which is ice cream ... made from owls."
Stella: "No! It's not owl-flavored! It's not! Stop that!"
Me: (Taking one more sip) "No, you're right. It IS pinkalicious. I was wrong. Thank you Stella!"
Rinse, lather, repeat.
Anyway, so this is our new home. I think it's really nice.
David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-40973889530610422572012-03-06T07:49:00.014-08:002012-03-06T08:24:09.466-08:00It's The End Of Rush Limbaugh As We Knew HimThe era of big Rush Limbaugh is over. <br /><br />It’s been almost a week since Limbaugh hurled vile insults against a private citizen who had done him no harm, Sandra Fluke. As is well known by now Limbaugh likened her to both a “slut” <span style="font-style:italic;">and </span>a “prostitute”--I thought those terms were antonyms--for her opinion that contraception should be considered part of general health care. To top it off he then suggested that women who want such services should first submit sex tapes. <br /><br />The general repulsion against Limbaugh’s comments was immediate and visceral. So far 11 major advertisers have left his show and two stations have dropped him. Perhaps the image of Rush Limbaugh drooling over amateur porn was too vile for them to stomach for an additional minute.<br /><br />Limbaugh broke with his all-bluster style to issue a classic non-apology “apology.” He said his choice of words “was not the best, and in the attempt to be humorous, I created a national stir … I sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices." <br /><br />Wow, so your choice of words were really “not the best” Rush? Calling a law student a slut didn’t come across the way you intended? You apologize for your “insulting word choice” but not for the actual insult? No wonder your quarter-loaf mea-culpa is a non-starter. <br /><br />So that’s the past, but what about the future? I think this episode represents the moment when it is revealed to all that the times have truly left Rush Limbaugh behind. First he doesn’t seem to know beforehand that you can’t simply call a woman with a different point of view a whore. Then he and his supporters ignore the problem for a little while, and only when his wallet starts to get a little thinner, if only his wallet, he issues an apology that is as insincere as it is late. <br /><br />And, now there is some circling of the wagons taking place. Look on the web, it’s all there. If you try not very hard you will get to see remarks like these: “Sarah Palin and her family have endured far worse than the professional agitator Fluck and CNN has remained silent. If liberals didn't have DOUBLE STANDARDS, they'd have NO STANDARDS!” That’s from the comments section of an excellent piece <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/05/opinion/frum-rush-limbaugh-fairness/index.html?hpt=hp_bn9">written by David Frum on CNN.com</a>. As if Sarah Palin had anything to do with this at all. <br /><br />Or this one from Rush’s Facebook page from a guy <a href="http://www.facebook.com/RushLimbaugh?sk=wall">named Richard Paris</a>: “Dear Mr. Limbaugh, There is no need for you to apologize to that liberal "lusting" Sally Fluke … This Ms. Fluke aka ho-bag is paying over $252,000.00 to be indoctrinated into the ‘progressive’ agenda. She's a ‘plant’, not a ‘fluke’!” So, Fluke's a ho-bag? No, she's a law student at Georgetown University, one of our best schools. And what are you again? <br /><br /><a href="http://dyn.politico.com/members/forums/thread.cfm?catid=1&subcatid=70&threadid=6476972">In Politico’s story about Rush</a> the comments section ran 1212 responses long. And there were many like these from a person calling themselves Kilowatt: “Maybe if you had really heard the testimony instead of of just jumping to your liberal conclusions,you would realize I wasn't talking about her using contraception but the way she portrayed her insatiable sexual appetite and loose moral character. In other words she ADMITTED to being the promiscuous slut that she was called.” Funny, I have a hard time imagining Fluke's personal testimony lived up to the "Scarlet Letter"-inspired masturbatory fantasies of Mr. Kilowatt. <br /><br />They are not the only ones defending Limbaugh: Newt Gingrich’s PAC, Winning Our Future,--which, by the way, is <span style="font-style:italic;">not </span>winning Newt's present--had stepped up its ad buys as other advertisers flee. But it would be a mistake to think that this is a minor tempest, and that Limbaugh’s lame non-apology is going to make this all go away. The only thing going away is Limbaugh’s air of invincible influence over Republic party discourse, and, by extension, America. <br /><br />It’s already happened. Look at the shambles we call the Republican primaries. It’s no secret Limbaugh despises Mitt Romney, yet Romney soldiers on, seemingly despite himself, and Rush. Limbaugh can inveigh all he wants, but all he’s accomplished is a historic disunity in the GOP. He’s helped lead it down the cannibalistic path toward what Barbara Bush has called the worst campaigns she’s ever seen. And she's seen more, <span style="font-style:italic;">way more</span>, than a few. <br /><br />But, on a more primal level, Limbaugh is just the latest example of a person who has been isolated from the real world for so long that they have lost touch. As we’ve heard a million times before, he just doesn’t get it. And when people of his stature don’t get it, “it” in this case being a world that’s changed, they really don’t get it. <br /><br />Limbaugh doesn’t seem to grasp that you can’t call a woman the vilest things imaginable and expect people, not just women, to not be offended. He then didn’t get that his usual doubling down on a bad bet and bluster would not get him out of it. Then he didn’t get that when he apologized for being so gross he actually had to mean it. <br /><br />It’s also like he didn’t get that women are an extremely powerful and massive part of American life, growing more powerful every day. And they don’t like their desire for safe, affordable reproductive control to get them labeled as town whores, like we were all back in a bible-belt high school in the 1970s. That’s considered offensive. This should be obvious. But he’s happy to write off more than half the American population. <br /><br />Think women, as a group, don’t go the mat for their right to reproductive choice? Ask the Susan G. Koman people. <br /><br />We’ve seen this scenario play out time and again. It’s the moment when someone powerful comes up against a problem that they used to be able to wish away. Then they no longer can, and are unable to comprehend that things truly are different. <br /><br />We saw it with Joe Paterno. Completely believable allegations of horrific child abuse were brought his way. He passed the buck and forgot about it. More kids were likely abused by his negligence, and when it all crashed down he looked as clueless as a newborn. <br /><br />We saw it with another radio host, Don Imus, who didn’t get that you can’t call a team of female college student nappy headed ho’s. <br /><br />We saw it with Michael Richards, aka Kramer, who immolated his career, by hurling a bunch of racial insults an audience member in a comedy club. But Richards didn't seem to understand that this wasn't the Friars Club, and that people now have smart phones. After that Kramer was never welcomed into America’s living room again. <br /><br />Will Rush make a full recovery? Maybe, but probably not. His divide and conquer tactics have reduced his potential number of future listeners again and again. I can’t imagine he’ll get a whole lot more new female ditto-heads after this all blows over. And they make up, again, half the country. His Captain Ahab-like political brinksmanship has likely isolated him from what used to be called “Reagan Democrats.” Instead he is left with a hard core of conservatives. It’s a huge core, of course, but don’t expect it to grow. Already Rush is less influential than he was two weeks ago. <br /><br />Once this primary season is over and his enemy, Romney, gets the nomination expect Limbaugh’s influence to diminish even more. He won’t go away over night. But over time he will fade in power and influence, inexorably, his name immediately leaving a bad taste in people's mouths. He will end as he began, a lonely man in a radio booth, shouting at the air.David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-88781420095558797772012-02-01T12:06:00.001-08:002012-02-01T13:04:24.854-08:00My Heart Attack Pt. 2So, it wasn't a heart attack, but that didn't stop Randi from almost having one herself. You see she had been told that I was having a heart attack, of course, so she was terrified. In turn she then told my family that I was having a heart attack, and told her own family. <br /><br />For my immediate family this was devastating news, for obvious and not so obvious reasons. Obvious, because they were afraid for me. No so obvious because my beloved Uncle Herbie had, unfortunately, died far too young as a result of heart disease. It was and is one of the great tragedies to ever befall our family. <br /><br />My sister immediately flashed to that when she got the news, which was horrific for her. And you can imagine how it went for everyone else. My Mom was not told about any of this until later, when I told her, which was the right move. <br /><br />I was wheeled into my own room in the Cardiac Care Unit at Baptist East. Dr. Dillon, whom I immediately liked, told me that I would probably be the healthiest person in the unit, but since I'd had something wrong with my heart, we didn't know what yet, that was where I would go. <br /><br />The room was comfortable. My daytime nurse was named Russ and we immediately hit it off, as we are both bit science fiction fans. My evening nurse was named Virginia, and she was also excellent. They were both attentive, knowledgeable and good at their jobs.<br /><br />Soon we heard the clicking of high heels and another doctor entered the room, Dr. Wojda (pronounced voy-ta). She was, and is, an elegant European woman, who always seemed, to me, to have their air of someone either on their way to or from the opera. <br /><br />But what she really is, I learned, is a leading infectious disease expert. (I was to discover that Dillon is also one of the leading, if not the leading, cardiac doctors in Louisville.) <br /><br />We talked about my various physical problems, and focused on the staph. She took a look at the boil on my hip and quickly intuited that I almost certainly did not have strep, but staph that had penetrated into my blood stream. She said the boil would be drained the following morning, Friday, and that I would get an MRI in order for them to see what was really going on with my heart.<br /><br />The rest of the day passed with much blood drawn, my blood pressure and temperature taken what seemed like dozens of times, and my first official hospital meal, some kind of spaghetti thing. "Wow, this looks like a bad version of something good," I joked, But I ate it anyway. It was okay.<br /><br />My brother-in-law Jason, who is a bigger fella, made a particularly funny joke that I later heard. After hearing that I, of all people, had a heart attack he said, "you know I've been meaning to talk to him about his lifestyle." <br /><br />I spoke on the phone with my brother, dad, sister, and eventually Mom too. Of course they were all concerned, but happy to hear there was no heart attack, as was I. In fact, my go to line--when someone would ask me how I was--was this: "A lot better now that I know I'm not having a heart attack!"<br /><br />There were some fringe benefits to this near-death experience too. Ever have an argument with a friend that you can't quite get past? Scare them with a heart attack and soon your disagreement will seem pretty small. <br /><br />The following morning I was scheduled for my MRI. I was strapped into yet another rolling bed, and taken to Jewish Hospital. (My little joke, I was being taken to Jewish hospital, where all the patients are probably baptist. But I was a patient at Baptist East, even though I am one of Louisville's 10 Jews.)<br /><br />The MRI is a Kubrikian sort of thing. A narrow, white tube, into which you are inserted. You aren't allowed to move at all while it is in operation. Ala "2001" it is sleek and white. At any moment I felt kind of like screaming "open the pod bay doors HAL!" But you also can't move, ala "Clockwork Orange" when he is forced to watch the movie and can't wipe his eyes. <br /><br />The took dozens of magnetic photos of my ticker and then I was released. Randi and her mom were in the waiting room. <br /><br />My wife was amazing during this whole ordeal. At my side as much as she could be, but she also took care to keep everyone else updated. She brought me things to read, food, and gave me 100% total sympathy and love when I most needed it. I realized then, and still realize, how lucky I truly am to have her as my wife.<br /><br />Her family was almost as great. Her mother, Judy, watched Stella for four days in a row, which Stella loved. And Randi's sister Nora, along with Judy, cleaned our apartment top to bottom. It is currently cleaner than when we moved in. <br /><br />My brother in law Kerry and his daughter Claire sent me chocolates and some flowers to cheer me up, and Jason, and his wife, Nicole visited me in the hospital, spreading cheer. And Nora's husband, Brian, was kind enough to take Stella, and his own kids, out to lunch so they could have a little fun.<br /><br />I was also visited in the hospital by my friends-since-moving-here-but-good-friends-just-the-same, Marcus and Yancy, whose very presence cheered me up.<br /><br />We also received a surprise visit from Cantor David Lipp from our temple, Adath Jeshurun. This was a pleasant surprise, and it was a lot of fun to see him. He also arranged for a temple volunteer to share some challah and grape juice with us that night, Friday evening, for shabbat. It made my hospital room seem a whole lot more like home. I was grateful. <br /><br />And Randi posted about me on her Facebook page, garnering dozens of responses. It made this sick guy feel a whole lot better.<br /><br />Stella freaked out when she first saw me. She entered the room, and started to cry. "I want to be with Mamaw!" (That's her name for Judy.) But then we started to clown around, and she had some fun. But the gown was kind of a hurdle.<br /><br />"Daddy's in a funny dress!" She said this at least a dozen times. Another time she felt the fabric, and said solemnly: "Daddy's dress is soft."<br /><br />That night, last Friday, when Judy tucked Stella in she said this little nugget before bed. "Daddy is in the hospital, so he can feel better. Daddy has on a funny dress." And then she passed out.<br /><br />Eventually a doctor came in to drain my boil. A nurse, female, also came in. The boil had gone down in size, and the nurse was a bit letdown that there wouldn't be much of a show, so to speak.<br /><br />"Oh, you should have seen my last surgery," the doctor, a thin woman, said. "It was like a softball!"<br /><br />No, my little boil just kind of bled a lot, and then they packed it up with antiseptic gauze. A culture was removed from it, and then sent to a lab, to see what kind of staph I had. <br /><br />There were a few things to get used to. I perpetually had a line running out of my arm into a tube, and little monitors on my chest connected to something about the size and weight of a Walkman. <br /><br />Initially they wanted to monitor my urine count, for some reason. I am amazed to say I pee almost exactly 200 mg every time. The things you learn.<br /><br />The majority of the stay was uneventful, almost relaxing. Randi and I spent a lot of time together. And while it might stretch the definition of "quality time" we really hadn't gotten to spend this much uninterrupted time together, with no real responsibilities, since before Stella's birth. But I wouldn't want to repeat it, you know?<br /><br />I got oddly used to having people do stuff for me. The nurses would get me a drink if I wanted it, move stuff, turn on or off lights. It felt weird initially, but I learned to let them help me. <br /><br />Overall it was kind of like a nice hotel room, only with constant interruptions, poor cuisine, and a whole lot of sick and dying people all around me. I guess that's kind of like living in gated community in Florida.<br /><br />By Monday they had determined that I had staph for sure, it had poisoned my system, but I didn't have the worst kind of staph, known as MRSA. (That's the kind that is resistant to most antibiotics.) <br /><br />As for my heart, I had been short of breath because it was inflamed, in a staph-related condition called endocarditis, which is basically an infection of the heart. I was told that with proper care, and a thorough course of antibiotics, I should be back to normal, 100%, although not right away. <br /><br />I was given a PICC line, which is kind of like an IV that is placed inside your arm, and told that I would need to return to the hospital every day for 24 days to get the medicine I need. I was also told to not exert myself too much, and that I wouldn't be 100% back to normal until around Easter, whenever that may be. <br /><br />Overall, I have to say I was stunned by how good the staff was at Baptist East. I saw both Dr. Dillon, and Wojda a lot. I even got to know them a bit. Dr. Dillon reminded me a bit of a hard-core version of Ed Helms, with a great dry wit. And Dr. Wojda, I learned, is from Eastern Europe, where my family is originally from.<br /><br />I have heard horror stories of how people have had serious problems in big city hospitals, and they feel ignored by their caretakers. I can't say that was the case for me at all at Baptist East. I saw not only the doctors, but the nurses all the time. It truly felt like first world healthcare. <br /><br />So, I am not 100% better, but I am much better than I had been even a week ago. My temperature is normal, my blood pressure is down, I can breath, and I am getting more healthy not more sick. I have love, family, friends, and meaningful things to live for. I am grateful for my life, my wife, my daughter, my immediate family, and the friends that I love. I am grateful for the beautiful notes and messages I have received online. It all could have been so much worse. <br /><br />So if you see me this month ask to see my PICC line, it is on my right arm, and is a tube that snakes out of the crook of my elbow. It makes me feel cool, like a cyborg.David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-31662550891139235662012-01-31T07:44:00.001-08:002012-01-31T15:26:11.738-08:00My Heart Attack Pt. 1I hadn't been feeling quite up to snuff for several days. Starting 10 days ago, roughly, I felt a bit off. My energy was lower. I wasn't sick, but I wasn't quite myself. I always felt like something was wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it. It was like a constant, mild, indigestion, or heartburn, that never quite went away.<br /><br />We went to a party for one of Stella's classmates Saturday, January 21st, and it was fun. But I was grumpy on the way there, a real crab, more than usual. Once there I hung back, and couldn't really play with Stella or the kids, didn't try to.<br /><br />Sunday, the 22nd, was more of the same. We went to a playground, and I just didn't feel like doing anything. I didn't feel sick, again, just not good. Not even tired, just annoyed, like I was having my period, or what I imagine my period would feel like if I were to have it. Randi agreed. I was being kind of a pill.<br /><br />Then Sunday night came, and I had a harder time than usual, I'm an insomniac, getting to sleep. By later Sunday evening I had a mild fever, and couldn't sleep in our bed at all. I had sweat through my pillow, and sheets. <br /><br />I slept on the couch, and sweat through it as well. I had fitful bouts of brief sleep, maybe 40 minutes at a stretch all night, amidst some chills, and aches in my limbs and joints.<br /><br />The next day Randi went to work, and I dropped off Stella at school. I came home, and my fever exploded past 102, then past 103. It finally peaked at 103.1. I had barely enough energy to make it down the hallway of our apartment. <br /><br />I had a pretty disgusting, but thorough, bowel movement, which I thought would make me feel much better. It did not. Uh oh.<br /><br />Randi came home, and we discussed that I should go to the ER. I didn't want to, but knew of nothing else to do. At 7:30 p.m. last Monday night, a week ago, I went to the ER at Baptist East hospital down the street from our apartment.<br /><br />I signed in, and they took my vital signs. But then hours passed, as I shivered in all my clothes in the waiting room. Finally past midnight I saw a doctor, and he took cultures from my throat. Randi had said strep was going around her school, so I was convinced this was what I had. My throat hurt a lot, so this only made sense. <br /><br />After a couple of hours more the diagnosis came back: strep, and a urinary tract infection. The latter of which men almost never get. Just my luck.<br /><br />I was pumped full of IV fluids, and given prescriptions to fill for antibiotics, and made it home by 3:00 a.m. Tuesday morning, wiped out. I had a strange craving for hot chocolate, which I satisfied. I had just completed a three week "cleanse" with Randi, and having never felt worse, kind of was like, screw it!<br /><br />I made it to bed by 3:30 a.m., and slept fitfully, only to awake early the next day to drive Stella to school again. I was wiped out, all the way. I dressed her with one eye open, and barely made it to her school. <br /><br />Then I became worried that I might have something more than strep. I had a breakout on my legs and butt the prior week. It wasn't too big, but over the years I have learned to become concerned about staph infections. I've had them in the past, and even though they never really hurt me I was concerned that it could. <br /><br />My mild breakout consisted of a few small boils, almost like a rash. I looked up "staph infection" on the Mayo clinic's website, and looked up what can go wrong. When staph goes bad it becomes something called "sepsis" which is blood poisoning. When it gets worse you go into septic shock. And from there, if untreated, you die. <br /><br />Even by the time it gets to the septic shock stage, even if you do treat it, your odds are not great. Septic shock is no joke. <br /><br />I looked up the symptoms. They were just like the symptoms for strep: fever, aches, fatigue. But also shivering, which was not a symptom for strep. <br /><br />Worried, but on the trail, I thought, I called my dermatologist. I would see her Wednesday, the following day. I told the receptionist I was specifically worried about sepsis. <br /><br />Randi came home with Stella last Tuesday, noting that I had not dressed her appropriately for the weather. It was cold outside and I had put her in some kind of nylon yoga pants that were wide open at the ankle like bell-bottoms. Stella had been cold, as it was in the 30s. Initially I was defensive about it but had to concede Randi had a point. What was I doing, sending Stella out into bad weather dressed for spring. I told Randi I had been worn out from the prior night's ER visit but this wasn't a satisfying reason, for her, or, really, for me. I must've been really out of it, I concluded. <br /><br />I saw my nurse practitioner dermatologist, the following day, last Wednesday, and told her I was concerned about sepsis. She looked at my legs and determined I probably did have staph. I also told her about my ER visit, and my strep diagnosis. <br /><br />She prescribed a topical antibiotic ointment, and told me to see her in a week. I asked again about sepsis, and she said that if I did have it there would be no question. I wouldn't really be able, even, to walk into her office. I would know I had it, and it would be very, very bad.<br /><br />After my new prescription was filled out I applied the antibiotic cream to my legs, hoping it would do the trick. But I knew it would take a few days for any improvement.<br /><br />Overall, though, I felt better than I had since before going into the ER. The antibiotics must be doing their thing, I thought. I spoke to my mom that night, and told her I was on the mend, though I had been worried about staph. I told her about the ER visit, and she sounded appalled. Why didn't I go to my doctor? If your doctor can't see you in an emergency you have to get another doctor, she concluded. <br /><br />I didn't love getting second guessed like this, as I am almost 40, but it must've made an impression, as I soon headed her advice.<br /><br />The following morning, last Thursday, I awoke, feeling alright, not too bad. As I got myself into the car to drive Stella into school my side, where I had a boil, hit the side of the car, and it exploded into pain. I dropped Stella off, and went home, feeling a bit short of breath. <br /><br />Once inside the apartment the shortness of breath continued. Now it was joined by a feeling of slight pressure on my chest, like someone had placed their palm on my sternum, and pressed down lightly. <br /><br />I called my doctor, as per Mom's advice. They couldn't see me at all, no space, and told me to go to the ER. I was resentful of them, and didn't go. <br /><br />Then the pain continued, and, feeling a bit foolish, a bit like Chicken Little, I made my way back to Baptist East. I expected the same four hour wait as last time.<br /><br />I signed in, and wrote my symptoms were shortness of breath. That's it, I didn't even mention the chest pressure.<br /><br />This time I was immediately put into a wheelchair, before, it seemed, I could even turn around, it was that fast. They didn't take my vitals, my insurance, nothing, I was quickly wheeled inside, urgently.<br /><br />From here things moved very fast.<br /><br />I was put into a room, and my blood pressure and temperature was taken, and they asked me how much pain I was having from 1 to 10. I said 2, but told them about my chest pressure. <br /><br />Immediately an EKG machine was wheeled in. I thought this was absurd, but they took the reading anyway. <br /><br />Within five minutes a doctor came back. "Your EKG reading was unusual," he said. <br /><br />Soon a team of nurses swarmed me, alongside the doctor, whose name I can't remember. <br /><br />Needles were urgently put into either arm, I was given three baby aspirin to chew, I was given two more big pills, not to chew, that I chewed anyway by mistake, and the room had about 12 people in it, all focused on me. <br /><br />The needle wouldn't enter my left arm, because it had just been needled so much from my prior ER visit. With no time to waste they put the needle into the back of my left hand. <br /><br />"Wow, this is how Layne Staley must have felt," I joked. No one laughed. <br /><br />Within another few moments a second doctor, with a surgical mask entered. <br /><br />He got on my level and looked me in the eye.<br /><br />"You are having a heart attack," he said. "We have to operate on you now."<br /><br />The nurses were still trying to put various things into my arm or take things from my arm, but this new doctor, Dr. Dillon I was to learn later, closed the door on all that.<br /><br />"No, we have to do this NOW. Let's go."<br /><br />In other words, he kicked ass.<br /><br />Srep, a UTI, and now a heart attack? "This really hasn't been my week," I joked to the closest nurse. Again, no laughter. I guess it really isn't the best medicine after all.<br /><br />As I was wheeled down the hall I was able to call Randi. She had already been called by me when I entered the ER, and was on her way, so I got her voice mail.<br /><br />I sounded amazingly like myself, I thought.<br /><br />"Hi babe, it's me. On my way to have them check out my heart. They tell me I am having a heart attack ..."<br /><br />Here three nurses corrected, in a way that is not so different from when Stella corrects me.<br /><br />"No, you ARE having a heart attack," they said in unison.<br /><br />"Okay, I am having a heart attack. I am being well taken care of, and I am sure they will do everything they can. See you soon."<br /><br />I hung up the phone and realized that, just maybe, my life could very soon be over. <br /><br />What about all the things I never got to do, I immediately thought. The book I have been working on forever, it will never be finished. Too much time wasted.<br /><br />But then I thought of all the people in my life. And how I had loved them, and let them know I loved them, and how if I loved you, or cared about you, you knew. I let you know. My life was one of love, and openness, and treating the people that I loved as well as I could as much as I could. And I felt better. In fact, it made me feel not bad at all. It made me feel good, if you can believe it. I love my family, I love my friends, and it's been a good life. I could live with that.<br /><br />I was asked what the pain was again as I was wheeled into what I suppose is the surgery room. I repeated, about 2. "I thought a heart attack would feel a little different, I guess."<br /><br />I was told a catheter camera would be inserted to examine my heart.<br /><br />Oh great, I thought, right up the penis.<br /><br />I hope they use numbing solution.<br /><br />In truth the catheter was placed in my wrist, and the observation was over before I knew it had begun. It's a miracle, isn't it.<br /><br />Quickly they determined that I was NOT, in fact, having a heart attack. The second this was said the tension exited the room, as did most of the people. I was rolled down the hallway. And put into a waiting area.<br /><br />Here things get a little strange. I can't really remember the next hour or so. <br /><br />Randi soon saw me, and was terrified. I looked grey, she said. I am sure we hugged, and I told her I loved her. Because I do, and did. <br /><br />They still didn't know quite what was wrong with me, but we knew, if nothing else, that it wasn't a heart attack. And that was something, you know?David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-6044908838320719692012-01-16T21:39:00.001-08:002012-01-16T21:54:36.322-08:00Sh*t Jews Say To Other Jews(My low-tech, all text version of the current meme. All things I've either heard, or said.) <br /><br />1. Ugh, so hungry! (Only said once a year.)<br />2. Me? I always tip 20%.<br />3. But his brother’s a doctor.<br />4. Hitler? Part Jew. I know!<br />5. Wait, what's a Methodist?<br />6. Jesus? Jew.<br />7. <span style="font-style:italic;">If </span>he existed.<br />8. <span style="font-style:italic;">Goys</span>.<br />9. It’s like they think we’re all Woody Allen.<br />10. His new movie? Pretty good! <br />11. We marched with them, but now they hate us?<br />12. I’m disappointed with Obama over Israel. (Substitute any president here.)<br />13. Israel? Best army in the world!<br />14. I mean, yeah, I’ll <span style="font-style:italic;">date </span>them, but ...<br />15. Wait, when’s Chanukah again?<br />16. Do you spell it with Ch or H?<br />17. The year? 5770 something? <br />18. Me not so much, but I have Orthodox family.<br />19. I’m thinking about being kosher. <br />20. A glass of milk with meat? Gross.<br />21. I’ll have the cheeseburger.<br />22. We used the paper plates.<br />23. I thought about the Israeli army. In high school.<br />24. We weren’t rich. Upper-middle class. <br />25. How about the matinee?<br />26. Don’t make a scene.<br />27. Where I grew up was pretty diverse, Jewish and Italian. <br />28. It’s like if you’re not a doctor, lawyer or Wall Street guy they don’t even look at you. (For the Jewish guys out there.)<br />29. (While eating a bagel.) You just can't find a good bagel anymore. <br />30. She was hotter before the nose job.David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-21207631274425716402012-01-16T04:26:00.000-08:002012-01-16T18:12:21.948-08:00Why Rick Santorum Can't Win: He's CatholicLook, I'm sure Rick Santorum, within the sanctuary of his friends and family, is a perfectly lovely guy. In fact, I have nothing against him as a person. It's just that, you know, he's unelectable. I mean, after all, he's Catholic!<br /><br />I know he probably thinks he was born that way, and there's nothing he can do to change it. Heck, maybe he doesn't even <span style="font-style:italic;">want </span>to change that. But the truth is, being Catholic is a choice, it's a lifestyle. And one rejected by the majority of other God-fearing Americans. Maybe he can be re-educated. After all, has he ever really tried being <span style="font-style:italic;">not </span>Catholic?<br /><br />After all, I wouldn't want Santorum to face the kind of prejudice that is so rife in this world if you are an aggrieved, long-abused minority, still fighting for equal rights and treatment. It just wouldn't be fair to him. <br /><br />To prove this point I have culled a long list of horrible, bigoted, anti-Catholic remarks from the Internet. These are actual things people have said in public denouncing Catholicism. I guess we could call these folks Papal-phobes. <br /><br />I fear the day Santorum should be confronted in public by people spewing hateful statements like these: <br /><br />1. “Is anyone saying Catholic couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?” <br /><br />2. On Catholic adoption: “A Catholic woman came up to me and said, ‘why are you denying me my right?’ I said, ‘well, because it’s not a right.’ It’s a privilege that society recognizes because society sees intrinsic value to that relationship over any other relationship.” <br /><br />3. “I certainly would not approve of [a bill moving through the California legislature compels the state to add Catholic history to the state education curriculum], but there’s a logical consequence to the courts injecting themselves in creating rights and people attaching their legislative ideas to those rights that in some respects could logically flow from that. So I’m not surprised.”<br /><br />4. “I have no problem with Catholicism. I have a problem with Catholic acts. As I would with acts of other, what I would consider to be, acts outside of traditional Christian relationships. And that includes a variety of different acts, not just Catholic. I have nothing, absolutely nothing against anyone who’s Catholic. If that’s their orientation, then I accept that. And I have no problem with someone who has other orientations. The question is, do you act upon those orientations? So it’s not the person, it’s the person’s actions. And you have to separate the person from their actions.”<br /><br /><br />6. “If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [Catholic] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything… In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included Catholics. That’s not to pick on Catholicism. It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing.”<br /><br />7. Discussing Catholic marriage: “This is an issue just like 9-11… We didn’t decide we wanted to fight the war on terrorism because we wanted to. It was brought to us. And if not now, when?" <br /><br />8. “[Catholic marriage] threatens my marriage. It threatens all marriages. It threatens the traditional values of this country.”<br /><br />9. “I would argue that the Catholic community has not made the argument. They may have made the argument as to why they want it, but they have not made any arguments as to why this is beneficial for society. They have not made any argument – convincing or otherwise, that I’m aware of – as to what the impact would be on normal, Christian marriages and what the impact would be on children …We’re into, in many respects, an unknown territory.”<br /><br />10. “Priests, like all of us, are affected by culture, ... When the culture is sick, every element in it becomes infected. While it is no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that Boston, a seat of academic, political and cultural Catholicism in America, lies at the center of the storm.”<br /><br />11. "Would the potential attraction to Catholicism by simply having a Catholic in the White House threaten traditional Christianity by leading more Americans to a church that some Christians believe misleadingly calls itself Christian, is an active missionary church, and a dangerous cult?"<br /><br />12. "I don't want to make Catholic people's lives better by giving them somebody else's money; I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money."<br /><br />Of course the truth is Santorum made all these statements above, only I switched the word "gay" for "Catholic." <br /><br />It's amazing a guy who is from a minority that was discriminated against so heavily for so long could be so dismissive of equal rights for other minorities. After all, it just a little over 50 years ago that people thought John F. Kennedy wasn't fit to be president because he would be a vassal of the Pope in Rome.<br /><br />And even today in some of the more isolated, evangelical, parts of this nation they still think that Catholics aren't actually Christians. <br /><br />Note: Not all the statements above were originally about gays. Number 10 was a slam on secular Boston, where I replaced the word "liberalism" with "Catholicism." Which fit pretty well. <br /><br />Number 11, was a slam on Mormons, and specifically his opponent Mitt Romney. Sounds a lot like the things people used to say about JFK, right? <br /><br />And number 12, of course, was originally a blast against black people, and "welfare." Or whatever Santorum imagines welfare to be. <br /><br />In other news, happy Martin Luther King day Rick!David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-46375519500234743552012-01-08T08:52:00.000-08:002012-01-13T21:16:54.222-08:00Steve Jobs, great entrepreneur, failed personHi All,<br />I do realize that Steve Jobs, as a subject, has been beaten into the ground, but I just can't let go of one thing. <br /><br />I just finished reading the amazing Walter Isaacson biography. It was as good a job as I could have hoped for from any book about such a recently departed icon. And throughout Jobs is a completely captivating figure.<br /><br />One thing that really stuck out was his complete ability to focus. If he wanted to do something nothing was going to get in his way. He could literally bend heaven and earth. And time and again in the book there are examples of how he was able to move mountains to get his way. To do the impossible, to bend the will of people, institutions, whatever it took. It was one of his defining characteristics. <br /><br />His feuds were legendary, his successes epic. And it seems that each one of them was accounted for, in some detail, in the book.<br /><br />Yet there was one area that was deemed so trivial by either Isaacson or Jobs that it wasn't even discussed in the book at all, which shocked me. And that is Apples' long black history as a perpetrator of inhumane working conditions in its Chinese factories.<br /><br />Not even one mention of this, not even one paragraph. <br /><br />And yet it is one of the things that defines Apple as a company, and Jobs as a human. <br /><br />This is amazing, this lack of concern for other people. Jobs was so obsessed with every aspect of production that he spent hundreds of thousands of dollars, and wasted hundreds of man hours, making sure the factories where his NeXT machines were built were painted the exact right color. <br /><br />This he had time for. But there was no time, or concern shown, for the thousands of Apple laborers in China who make those amazing machines that we all love.<br /><br />Either this was an epic failing of Jobs as a person, Isaacson as a writer, or both. <br /><br />Look, I know I am not treading on any original ground here. The monologuist Mike Daisy has done more to publicize this issue than I ever could. Yet I still can't go over it. <br /><br />Jobs was such an obsessed, involved perfectionist that he argued about the placement of a period on a business card for days. He chose the exact shade of blue, from the exactly right stones, for the floors in his Apple stores, and would accept nothing else. He sought to control every aspect of design, and the user's' experience, for his projects. Every single one.<br /><br />Yet when it came to the working conditions of his factories he just didn't give any sort of good god damn at all. How vexing this is. How inexplicable. How impossible to understand in any way.<br /><br />Did he not know? Why was he content to cede control of his production in this one area? Why did he not even seem to care even when these things were pointed out to him? Why was Apple so behind the curve time and again, when it was revealed that the working conditions in their factories were so hellish? How could Jobs allow the reputation of his beloved company to be so besmirched, when he, if anyone, could have changed things? <br /><br />And he if took a stand for things to change for the better he would have gotten his way, because he almost always got his way. Nothing could stop him, except his total lack of a heart for the abused workers, some children, that made his iPods, and iPads. <br /><br />How could a man who seemed so enlightened fail so hard in this one area that is so important? <br /><br />Apple workers committed suicide, the conditions were so bad. Why didn't Jobs care? Why didn't Isaacson? Why was Jobs not confronted about these obvious atrocities? <br /><br />Jobs cared about the user experience with his devices in an intimate way. Why didn't he care about the people who made these devices in any kind of way at all?<br /><br />And why didn't Isaacson call him on it?David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-17679976583894754932011-09-27T18:42:00.000-07:002011-09-27T19:36:45.825-07:00The UCBT and Me<span style="font-style:italic;">New York</span> magazine, which gets my vote for best magazine in the world, has a great <a href="http://nymag.com/arts/comics/features/upright-citizens-brigade-2011-10/">oral history of the Upright Citizens Brigade online</a>. http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif<br /><br />I knew the UCB Theater (UCBT) would someday get this royal treatment, because it really has changed comedy, and the larger world of entertainment. And by extension the world. All in just 15 short years. <br /><br />I have written here about improv before, but I don't know if I ever have blogged about how truly cool it was to be a part of that world for the three years, or so, that I lived it. If I have, forgive me. <br /><br />From 2000 through 2003 I spent probably at least two nights a week, virtually every week, at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, back when it was at its location on 22nd street, in a black box theater that I loved from the word go. <br /><br />I took classes, many, performed, a lot, formed teams, two, and saw so many, many funny people and performances. I don't think I have ever laughed that much, that consistently for so many years in a row. For that alone, those are three of the best years of my life. <br /><br />But it got even better. Because it was not just a theatrical experience, but a totally social one. Being (relatively) young, I was 28 when I started with classes, I had a lot of time to hang out, drinking, eating french fries, going to shows too, with a whole new cast of characters and friends. It was a big, open, friendly scene. There were no real stars in it, yet, and the entire thing had the vibe of a party waiting to happen. All you had to do was put yourself out there, just a bit. Be a little braver maybe than you were used to. Commit to practices, be there, on time, be ready to support the other improvisers, make them look good.<br /><br />It made total sense to me.<br /><br />And of course I got to see so many people perform so much, before they became stars. The list could be endless, but I will name a few: Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Rob Riggle, Paul Scheer (who was in like every show I saw for two years it seemed), Ed Helms, Jack McBrayer (who was, possibly, my favorite improviser), Rob Corddry, many writers for Conan, SNL and the other great NYC TV shows, Ian Roberts, Matt Walsh, Matt Besser, Horatio Sanz, Jerry Minor. <br /><br />Of course, it was hard at the time to see who would emerge to become a star, in some cases. But in some cases it was very easy. From the moment I first saw Amy Poehler on stage, pretty much dominating an entire roomfull of very tall Catholic and Jewish comedy nerds, I was waiting for her to get picked up by SNL. Which happened about one year later. Jack McBrayer was another no brainer, as he was that funny, that charismatic on stage. I never saw him have a bad performance, or even a bad scene or line. At least to me, he could do no wrong. <br /><br />But those are just the names we know now. The entire scene had a vibrant sense to it. <br /><br />Growing up I had read so many stories about the glory days of NYC rock, CBGB's in the late 70s, the Village in the '60s. This, the UCBT in the early '00s was my scene, my time to be there for history as it was being made. <br /><br />And the thing was, we all knew history was being made, even if the world at large did not yet. I would come out of shows that were so great, so energizing, so fun, it was impossible for me to not feel that this would simply continue to grow and grow. NYC needed it, and what NYC needs the world soon needs. <br /><br />So it was special, and it was happening, and we knew it was happening, as it happened. Isn't that the definition of time well spent?<br /><br />Better still, unlike with rock, improv was so easy to get into. You had classes that would open the door for you to become involved. As far as I remember CBGB didn't have any classes. In these classes you would learn how to do improv, which was its entire own language. Impossible to describe, you could only learn to breathe at that altitude by repeated exposure. It had to become your life a little in order for you to even begin to hang on stage and feel at all confident. At the same time it was just as much fun for a newbie as for someone with more experience, although for different reasons. <br /><br />So, in a place as wild and huge as NYC, I had my people, all of a sudden. I had a reason to go to the Lower East Side on a Thursday night and party. I had shows to do, and friends to support, and an entire world that was being created right before me. <br /><br />I met my future wife through improv, as if it didn't give me enough. <br /><br />Like so many scenes and passions improv was fun, energizing and ultimately something I could not make into a life. By about 2003 or 2004 it started to get a lot more competitive. And, by then, I was starting to realize that I may have not been a great fit for show business, as much as I enjoyed so many aspects of improv itself. <br /><br />It began to get more of a networking thing, I felt, as it became quite apparent that careers could result from getting on a team at the UCBT. If you got on a team you had, in a sense, been officially recognized as someone with potential. People who mattered in show business could very likely see you. If you didn't get on a team it was a lot like being the baseball player who never gets out of the minors. After a while you either move on, or you keep playing out of the love of the game, not caring about the world. I admire people who can soldier on like that. <br /><br />And, I'll be honest, I witnessed some real sucking up. It became a bit more like high school, and I wasn't all that great at high school the first time. <br /><br />I was not a great fit for the competitive aspect of it. I blew every single audition I had to be on an official UCBT team, all three of them. Six scenes in total, maybe half of two were good. This probably told me, more than many other things, that I may not have had the makeup for a high pressure career in show business. I never even got a call back. And didn't deserve one, really. <br /><br />And although I loved being at the theater, and performing I think twice a week was my absolute limit. I don't know why, but after that it began to seem more like work, and the returns on my time investment would start to yield inversely less fun. And the entire point was to have fun. Once the fun part of it is gone, it's over, no matter who you are. <br /><br />I remember dragging myself once to my third practice in a week,and realizing that I didn't want to really go. But those who are in show business now through the UCBT did that and more.<br /><br />So I drifted off, which was the natural way of things. But I love my memories of the improv I saw, the people I met, and the improv, better still, I got to do. I hope I get to do it again some day. I was pretty good, way back when, when my improv fastball was working. Maybe not a rock star, but then again I didn't have to be. I was there to say "yes and" in order to make my partner look better. <br /><br />It was a great time, for which I will always be happy and thankful.David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-60058115500404985272011-09-19T18:17:00.000-07:002011-09-19T18:35:34.704-07:00Keeping Up With StellaWatching The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and boy do I find these biznitches hard to handle. Spoiled, yet incredibly stupid, they are probably going to herald the downfall of our society. <br /><br />I have been trying to think of some funny things that Stella's done the past few days that I have enjoyed. Sometimes it's not just outright jokes, it's more her attitude. <br /><br />What has been so cool is that she's starting to become so outgoing and friendly with her classmates in school. A year ago I was scared that maybe she had some kind of developmental delay that couldn't be overcome. Parents, man, we are just crazy. Instead, she's not only come out her shell, she's become quite the gabber among her friends. <br /><br />She's an interesting combination of things: sweet, independent, a bit sassy, sometimes a little whiny, very quick, and funny. She's not a needy kid, and she's not an aloof kid. She seems pretty content with who she is, and where she is most of the time, and most days. <br /><br />She can be a bit willful, but I guess that comes with the turf most of the time. And when she gets way too smart alecky, or starts to act up I have the ability to draw the line, and, get this, she actually listens to me. Which is slightly amazing to me. <br /><br />I won't admit this to her until she's about 40, but this ability to lead her and have her listen to me, simply because I'm the dad and I say things like I really, really mean them, it's kind of a new experience for me. In my life virtually no one does anything just because I say so. The cats? Good luck with that! Anyone who's ever worked under me? At times. My wife? Well, that's not how things work in Casa-de-Serchuk. We try to come to mutually agreeable solutions, so that neither one of us feels bossed around. And when that doesn't work we do rock paper scissors until we reach a satisfying conclusion. (Hint: she always falls for rock!) <br /><br />So, when Stella and I are getting ready in the morning I will say something to her like "Go into the living room, and wait for me. I am turning off the light in your room." And she will walk herself into the living room, and wait for me. <br /><br />Again, maybe to other people this is not all that amazing, but I am still not totally used to it. I guess I should enjoy it while it lasts. <br /><br />On an unrelated note we have been in potty training city for about three months now. It's mostly over, the hard part, but not entirely. We still have to bribe her with an M&M after she uses the potty correctly, and if we don't remember, believe me, she will remind us. <br /><br />We're also starting to get to the age where the stroller is becoming more and more a thing of the past. We can go for short walks now, even up to a quarter or half a mile if we really want to, and she totally keeps up. <br /><br />I also love this, she will hold my, or our, hand while we walk, although eventually this will start to piss her off and she will wring her hand out of mine. At that point I will usually use a strong voice and tell her that we do not get go of mommy or daddy's hand when we're out. <br /><br />Because like most parents I live in mortal fear of her getting either hit by a car, or abducted.<br /><br />Sometimes she listens to this and sometimes she doesn't. We try. <br /><br />Mostly, though, I think we're doing a pretty good job. Stella is happy, she's healthy, she plays, she spent the entire summer having fun, she grew, she learned words like "butthole" as elucidated in a prior post. She's right where she should be, and I am extremely proud of her, every day. <br /><br />You know, it's amazing to think that we were all like this, and not too long ago. Fresh, un-jaded, friendly, un-inhibited. Willing to give people a chance. Sensitive. Without a malicious bone in our collective bodies. All that bad stuff, you have to learn it I suppose. I hope I can help keep her this happy for as long as possible. I guess that's every parents' wish.David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-57905047121181920332011-09-18T20:09:00.000-07:002011-09-18T20:34:46.102-07:00Most of my best laughs these days come from StellaI kind of stopped writing about the Brooklyn Baby Baby because, I don't know, I thought I started to feel like one of those bloggers writing about their kids, well past when anyone else still wants to know. <br /><br />But, screw it, I don't care. At least not tonight. This kid is hilarious, and responsible, for most of the good laughs I get in a day. So I am going to try and drum up some memories from today and the day before that made me laugh, or at least brought a hearty smile to my face. <br /><br />Well, here's one. Yesterday we went to "Disney On Ice", which alone should make you laugh. It was at the KFC Yum! Center in Louisville. It started with Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy and Pluto all in safari outfits (despite the fact that, you know, they were on ICE). Apparently there were on the savannah at the start of a world tour of various Disney-owned entertainment properties. Truth be told Mickey and the gang were little more than Ed Sullivan-esque hosts for the show. Most of the heavy lifting was done, show-wise, by the ice dancers for the various entertainment set pieces we watched. <br /><br />It started with an all-ice Cliffs Notes rundown of the "Lion King," which ended before Simba fights his uncle Scar to the death. In fact it just kind of ended. And then it went into "The Little Mermaid," which presumed that Mickey and the Gang could vacation underwater? The Little Mermaid segment included our first human-looking skaters, which lead Randi to say "Now here's something for Dad!" as six bikini topped skating mermaids whipped around the ice. Ariel was the seventh, and eventually there was a big fight with an inflatable Sea Witch, and all was right with the world. <br /><br />After that they went to Hawaii to tie in with "Lilo & Stitch," which I have never seen, and I was kind of surprised it was included. Let's face it, it's B-list Disney. Nonetheless, and I am a bit ashamed to admit this, I cried a bit when they explained the Hawaiian word for family, which means "no one gets left behind." Yes, this is sad, I almost got misty again typing this. <br /><br />Stella was enthralled pretty much the entire time, although she got very pissed off when Mickey left the ice, at least the first time. <br /><br />Then it was intermission, during which I bought a hot dog. A totally unnecessary detail, but there you go. Also, Randi had a conversation with a drunk mom who had one of her boobs hanging out. <br /><br />The second half, and this was kind of strange, saw Mickey & Co., fly clear from Hawaii to Foggy London Town, where ice skate clad bobbies and yeoman and yeo-women welcomed us to their city, where "every day is paradise" or something like that. I doubt the looters would agree with that, but then again, they aren't on ice skates.<br /><br />The second half was pretty much dedicated, almost in its entirety, to a skating recreation of "Peter Pan." This really threw me for a loop. Hello, this movie came out in 1953! And it's a great story, and I love it, but I was stunned they gave this much show time to a movie that was so totally not something the Princess loving little girls in the audience could possibly give a crap about. <br /><br />I enjoyed it, as much as I could, given that it was on skates and for four year olds. <br /><br />At one point some of the effeminate "pirates" in Hook's dastardly crew were singing something about how great it is to be a pirate, and Stella had gotten out of her seat and was totally getting down in the aisles, dancing a totally kick-ass jig. Honestly, this was my first big laugh of the day. <br /><br />Then, after Hook finally fell into Tick-Tock the Crock, the show ended with some small time fireworks. Quickly after that we learned that The Disney Princesses were slated to make an appearance a little down the road in their own ice skating revue. At that moment I realized were had just watched what amounted to, more or less, the leftovers of the Disney repertoire. If we wanted to see the real big deal stars we would have to pony up once more.<br /><br />Show now officially over, we all walked out into a bright, lovely day. "Wasn't that fun?" was asked Stella. "We saw Mickey, and Minnie, and Goofy, and Daisy, and Donald, and Peter Pan, and Tinkerbell, and ..."<br /><br />Stella cut us off: "But no Pluto." <br /><br />Dammit, this kid doesn't miss anything. And she was right! No Pluto! They had everyone else, but not the faithful dog. <br /><br />Randi and I both laughed and laughed. Stella rules, she catches everything.David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-8571951344790518442011-09-05T19:53:00.000-07:002011-09-05T20:34:46.055-07:00If You Are Against The Affordable Care Act You Are Either Brainwashed or ... A Republican Presidential CandidateThe more I hear about the Affordable Care Act and the good it will do for countless millions of Americans, the more convinced I am that it was a great thing that it passed. The more proud I become to live in a nation where we actually, get this, try to do the right thing for one another. The added bonus? It will also save money! In fact the Congressional Budget Office estimates that the current drive to repeal it would add $210 billion to our deficits from 2012 to 2021, were it to succeed. (<a href="hthttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.giftp://cbo.gov/ftpdocs/120xx/doc12069/hr2.pdf">Link</a>)<br /><br />So, expanded care, and it saves money? What a boondoggle! (Note: for the irony impaired, I am being sarcastic.) http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif<br /><br />Republicans hate the Affordable Care Act not because they think it will fail, and raise expenses, it won't, and they know it, but because they fear it will work. And their blind allegiance to the religion of non-intervention in the workings of the market will be shown to be not only intellectually dishonest, but bankrupt. <br /><br />It will never cease to amaze me that we tolerate a patch-ass system of half measures for our health care that cost more than anywhere else in the first world, and deliver less. That we die younger here than in, say, Canada, <a href="https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2091rank.html">have higher infant mortality rates</a> and pay twice as much for it. I would think that those who are so vocal when it comes to the "right to life" that they advocate bombing clinics would take a moment to think about the young lives being wasted in the name of more and more corporate profits. But why start now?<br /><br />Here's one for instance. Although the provision that keeps insurance companies from treating "pre-existing" conditions has yet to be enacted there are measures in place to help pregnant women get care. Did you know that insurance companies will turn pregnant women down because pregnancy can be considered a pre-existing condition? Well, it is. <br /><br />Our local muckrakers at the LEO magazine <a href="http://leoweekly.com/news/knocked-turned-down">wrote a nice article about this</a>. There is something called the <a href="https://www.pcip.gov/">Pre-Existing Condition Insurance Plan</a>. PCIP is part of the Affordable Care Act, and it keeps, as the name implies, people covered if they have the dreaded pre-existing conditions. There is a pool of $5 billion set aside to cover people through PCIP, but no one knows about it yet.<br /><br />In my state, Kentucky, which virtually always ranks near the bottom in everything coming to good health, and hear the top in poverty, only 140 Bluegrass Staters have enrolled in this program, despite thousands and thousands not having insurance. They just don't know about it. And if the Republicans have their way they will never get the chance to learn about it before the plan is defunded once and for all. Kill it before it can save more lives. Now there's some right to life right there. <br /><br />Even better PCIP is cheap. In my state I would <a href="https://www.pcip.gov/StatePlans.html#StateInformation">only pay $177 to get it</a>, a fraction of what COBRA costs. And far, far cheaper than the cost of a funeral. <br /><br />In November 2010 I covered Sen. Rand Paul's victory celebration in Bowling Green, Ky. <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/11/rand_pauls_tea_party_party.html">for New York magazine</a>. There I spoke with a field operative for Paul who railed against the health care bill being rammed down everyone's throats in the dead of night. (These Tea Partiers never say a discouraging word about the black bag job that was the vote for Medicare Part D however.) Then I asked her a simple question: what about the provision in the act that covered you if you have a pre-existing condition. "You know," I said, "we pay into these insurance plans for years, and then when you need it they say you aren't covered!"<br /><br />She thought about it for a moment. "Well, I've never heard about that."<br /><br />Yet she hated the Affordable Care Act, even if she didn't understand it, hadn't read it, and didn't know that it would benefit her. Why? Because she was brainwashed, and told to. And that's all she needed. Say the word's "small government" and alot of these self-styled "Libertarians" reflexively salivate and then come in their pants. <br /><br />But I have met few of these people who are true libertarians. They're just conservatives who realize their brand has been besmirched beyond repair by Bush Jr., Cheney, Wolfowitz and all the other chicken-hawks who send other people's sons and daughters to hot, rocky places to kill and be killed. For weapons of mass destruction that never arrive, or oil that we never get. <br /><br />Most of these "libertarians" would be all too happy to get urgent care in a hospital if they needed it, but had no insurance. Or would crap their pants if their water ran out, or the power grid went down, or the roads fell apart, or a loved one became injured and needed immediate critical care. And even if they didn't believe in "the system" we would still give them coverage, save their lives, give them water, and the rest. Because we believe a strong nation is a just nation is a fair nation. Or at least I do. <br /><br />I roll like that. A lot of us do. It's time for those of us who want healthcare to be both more universal and more affordable to start talking back.David Serchukhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04670170919579450408noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5841090768372441276.post-38223007541483130302011-09-04T21:03:00.000-07:002011-09-04T22:12:25.075-07:00Sept. 11, 2001I first went to the Twin Towers, first had any real idea about them at all, when I was probably no more than five years old. The entire family went: Dad, Mom, Sharon & Stuart, and me.
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<br />The occasion was the closing of a very important business deal for my dad.
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<br />What I remember best about that power lunch in Window On The World was simply that I could look down on the cars below and they looked even smaller than my toy cars that I loved to play with so much. It seemed hard to believe they were real. Eventually when we got back to the street level it again did not seem possible that the cars could have grown that much larger in that time.
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<br />It was a very good, and memorable day. A happy family memory of us all together. Sadly, there just aren't that many of those memories in existence, so I prize the ones I do have.
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<br />Then the Towers were there in the critically-reviled remake of "King Kong" from 1976, which very much broke my young heart. Every version of that film breaks my heart, dammit, critically-reviled or not. He was a giant gorilla, and deserved better.
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<br />After that the Towers became a landmark that I thought of with some fondness. I saw them in "Trading Places" in the famous orange juice trading climax of the film, and they felt kind of like an old, warm, acquaintance.
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<br />I ventured downtown in the mid-90s to visit a friend who worked in the Financial District, and walked around the World Trade Center. The Towers were in a giant plaza, back a bit from the street. That time, for some reason, I looked up and it scared me a bit, they were just so big, so awesome in size.
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<br />After that they became more or less a compass point for me. No matter how lost I would get in The City I could look downtown, and there they were! Impossible to miss and right at the southernmost tip of the island.
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<br />I didn't have much reason to venture that far downtown usually. But I liked that they were there. I remember moving to The City in 2000, and learning that Robert Fripp was to play a free show at The Towers. I didn't go, but thought, hey, that's pretty cool. I wonder if they're trying to make the Towers, you know, hip?
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<br />I had a source that worked in the Towers too. Dennis, he was an attorney for a white shoe law firm, and was a good guy. I met him for lunch in 2000, only the second time I had actually been in The Towers since that long-ago lunch as a child. I went up to around the 50th floor, which took two elevators, and we ate in one of the many great restaurants that were in the street level atrium. It was a pleasant autumn day, and a good expensed meal. I remember now how awesomely huge the lobby of The Towers were, and how it was a bit confusing to know if I was at the right building. (Dennis, by the way, lived. Another source of mine, whom I spoke to only a few times, was the head of compliance at Cantor Fitzgerald. He did not live. I thought about him every time I opened my source list, and still think about him today.)
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<br />And that was my experience with The Towers. I had some affection for them. I loved that for at least a little while they were the tallest buildings in the world. As a Tri-state area native I have always felt that it is a in a sense a joke that other cities work so hard to build their big buildings, bigger than the ones in NYC. Okay, Dubai, you win. Like, get over yourselves. Having billions in oil money and, I don't know, indoor ski slopes in the middle of the desert does not a great city make. You know it, I know it, quit fooling yourselves.
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<br />On the morning of Sept. 11, 2001 I hopped on the bus at Port Authority at 8:40 a.m. or so, and made it to the other side of the Lincoln tunnel after at least one of The Towers had already been hit. If I had looked downtown from my bus window, I didn't, I would have seen it smoking for about a second or two. I probably would have thought that whatever it was they would get it under control. Because they always did.
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<br />I had not taken the 1993 truck bombing plot all that seriously. I mean, I knew it was bad, but I thought it was ludicrous that these guys thought they could take down something as massive at a Twin Tower with some fertilizer. Put 'em in the clink, forever if need be, I thought. But give me a break!
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<br />As I got of the bus in Carlstadt, N.J. I heard the bus driver's radio say "all the tunnels are closed," right as he closed the bus door in my face. The driver looked a little confused. It sounded strange, but I didn't make too much of it.
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<br />It was only once I got to my job at Beta Industries, my dad's company, that I heard the whole story. A tower had been hit, possibly both, by airplanes? Everyone was, rightly, hyper-alert to the news. Claus, a longtime hand there, told me he had seen the Towers smoking from the roof of the building. I couldn't see it from the street level and thought about going up there. I may have even asked, but there wasn't much time.
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<br />The radio was on inside, as was the TV. 1010 WINS' main correspondent on the scene was a woman who wasn't even a full time reporter, she just happened to live down there and was just reporting it almost like a normal, shocked, horrified person would. I wish I could remember what it was she said, but when one of the Towers collapsed her horror came through so loud and painfully clear on the airwaves. A normal woman called upon to describe, for an audience of hundreds of thousands, a true vision of hell.
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<br />I remember the normal radio anchors kept their professional faces on better. I also remember a comment that went something like this: "And the stock market is closed, which may not be such a bad thing." Hard to believe.
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<br />After the first tower fell I didn't think the second would, but of course it did. More horror, more terror. Later that afternoon fighter jets scrambled above our heads at the warehouse. "Looks like they're going to kick someone's ass," somebody in a parking lot said. But of course there were no asses to kick. The anger, though, was already quite real. Soon the need for vengeance would find voice, but not that day.
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<br />During lunch I drove out to a high viewpoint, and simply saw a low hanging gray cloud downtown, quite big at first, only to level off and grow a bit less dramatic as the day wore on. The real drama, though, was in realizing the Towers were knocked out, like a face missing its two front teeth.
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<br />It was an odd work day, of course. My dad and brother were in Chicago, and wanted very much to get home. (Eventually they drove.)
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<br />Perhaps the strangest part of my day was when business as usual tried to assert itself. My dad had a longtime business associate named Bill, who was the very definition of the hale-well-met fellow. He was a kind, friendly, gregarious man, who seemed like a transplant from Jimmy Stewart's America at all times. Army vet, I think WW2, always ready to recount his wisdom and advice. And, a salesman.
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<br />Bill ("Call me Bill!"), would frequently either call or drop by, and if my dad was there they would kibitz for some time.
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<br />Well, things had been winding down for Bill for a while. His health, I had the sense, was starting to go south. His snow white hair, it looked like, had started to fall out. I believe his wife had died not long before. I got the feeling he was probably not doing all that well, his skin seemed a bit flakier than in the past. But to go to lunch with him, or simply talk with him for a minute or two, you could just tell he woke up every day determined to be the same old Bill, to look as good as ever, to care as much as ever about his job, to be as good a guy as ever.
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<br />Well, sometime after lunch on September 11 who should stroll into Beta's offices but good old Bill? Friendly as ever, with that warm smile on his face, ready with a good handshake. "Hi! Nice to see ya. Is your father around?"
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<br />I looked at him as if he was some kind of hallucination. Funereal might be one way to describe the office that day, and, probably, any other place you could go in the Greater New York area.
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<br />I looked at Bill some more. I didn't want to be rude to him, but this was just too strange. Breugal, I don't know, maybe he could have imagined something even more bizarre than this. Or David Lynch.
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<br />"No Bill," I answered, "he is in Chicago today."
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<br />"What about your brother? Is he with the old man?"
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<br />"Yes, Bill, they are both in Chicago. They are trying to come back, but it might be hard because, well, all the airports are closed."
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<br />"Would it be okay if I left a note?"
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<br />"Sure Bill." Beat. "Let me grab a pad."
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<br />Mind you, everything I said was almost in slow motion, I was so in shock, and stunned from the unthinkable events, still transpiring, about a mile away as the crow flies. Buildings were still burning, and the Pentagon had also been hit, and that other plane (Flight 93, I later learned) had gone down somewhere. Was it shot down? Did we get any of this right today, as a nation? I didn't know.
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<br />I tried to be as courteous as reality would allow as Bill wrote out his note (on our pink "While You Were Out" stationary). I dutifully put it on my dad's desk, where he could find it, and then I stood there, in a sense waiting Bill out. I didn't want to bring up the obvious calamity taking place if he wasn't going to. Maybe there was a good reason he didn't want to talk about all this death and destruction, as he was a vet? I didn't know. But he never brought it up with me, and we never discussed it.
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<br />Bill then made, as best as he could, his usual rounds in the office staff, and I don't believe his upbeat Dale Carnegie-esque demeanor changed even one iota during his entire short stay. Then he firm-handshaked his way out of our lobby, back to his car, and drove on to his next appointment.
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<br />Later that day I talked to my dad on the phone. He wanted to know how things there were, and if we were okay. I told him I was fine, but I probably would have to stay with Mom for the next few days as all the bridges and tunnels were closed for the foreseeable future. And I made sure to tell him Bill had come by for a visit.
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